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Great First Lines - Page 2

post #31 of 36
Then her mother and father walked in and .........
post #32 of 36
My Dad walked into my bedroom and said, "you're going to go blind doing that". I said, "I'm over here, Dad".
post #33 of 36
I find it incredibly ironic that was has socially earned me the right of being called lucky, has in-turn made me no longer believe in luck.
post #34 of 36
"Hey Y'all, watch this..."
"One thing led to another..."
"I was just sitting there, minding my own business..."
post #35 of 36
Good redneck openers bgraves ... also MoeLarryCheese with another funny oneliner

How about a little more generic

"I knew I was in trouble when ..."

or the generic topper

"But THAT'S not the WEIRD part - the weird part was..."
post #36 of 36
At that point things started to seem a bit strange as in STRANGE!!!!!!!
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