Originally Posted by huckingfellers
Great pizza just a bit greasy. especially the meat lovers pie
Bored can you tell. This is BS; grass everywheres
:no snow ! What a shitty winter; might as well eat some DiGiorno .
I couldn't disagree more. As I am from N.J., I will automatically assume an expert or "masters" level of pizza knowledge. I am in fact, shocked, at hearing DiGiorno pizza described as anything but barely passable. Freschetta pizza is overwhelmingly superior in every way. In fact, Freschetta pizza is secretly known to be "the Chuck Norris of supermarket pizza" by a secretive and highly select group of pizza connoisseurs, who all hail from N.J.
A large Freschetta pizza has accomplished the following:
In Reychevick Iceland, an advisor to President Reagan offers a slice of a large Freschetta supreme pizza to Mikhail Gorbachev, who after eating the slice realizes that any economic system capable of creating such a vastly superior slice of pizza must logically be vastly superior (Communists had long been able to produce "DiGiorno like" pizza, and considered themselves on an equal "pizza footing" with the U.S). Needless to say, Communism collapses shortly thereafter.
In Hell Pa. displaced Texan Jebidiah Doodlenorfer decides to take a stand against entering through the front of a city bus, presumably because he didn't want to "smear the bus driver with scalding hot cheese" from the freschetta pizza he is carrying and stands defiantly at the side doors, instigating a "Texas standoff", and making many of the bus riders late for work. When the angry mob attacks the drunken Jeb, he fends them off with the scalding hot cheese of the pizza and escapes to found a freschetta pizza smuggling operation that earns him enough extra cash to take that Co. skiing vacation he has always wanted.
These are just two of the many accomplishemnts of a large Freschetta pizza. It is also common knowledge that:
a frozen slice of Freschetta pizza will kill a vampire, when hammered into its heart.
Pepperoni taken off a frozen Freschetta meat lovers pizza can be sharpened and thrown with the deadly accurracy of a chinese star.
When a slice of Freschetta pizza is left for several weeks under a car seat it becomes harder than steel.
Freschetta is a great pizza.