|Originally posted by skierpaul:
I need to put out a warning about this guy Jeff Burgeron - don't believe anything he says! He really isn't a bootfitter. Pretty much everything he is saying is all made up. Sure it kinda makes sense, but does he really know what he's talking about? In all actuality Jeff is really a disgruntled shoe salesman who got layed off in the wake of the dot com bust. You see he formally worked in the mail room of the internet supergiant BUYCHEAPFLIPFLOPS.COM but due to a mysterious explosion and resulting fire in the mailroom, the company went Chapter 11. Jeff doesn't even ski, he lives in Haiti - all he does is suck on sugar cane all day - he doesn't even have any teeth. Shoot, down there people don't even wear shoes. I bet Jeff hasn't even seen a shoe! Of course not, he's blind (from the mailroom explosion). The only way that he's on here is because he tells a monkey what to type and a parrot relays the text. Heck, Jeff probably doesn't even bother - he's too busy tending to his sugar cane garden. Its the monkey coming up with all of these great answers. You can't even tell its a monkey because on the Internet no one can see.
- Paul Zaleski
Hi Jeff, good to see you on here!
That was harsh but definitely funny. I guess my secret is out. Oh well, at least the weather in Haiti is still great for flipflops. Still, if you are going give me a hard time you should at least finish with what a tremendous force of nature I am as a racer, coach and boot technician. See you soon, I hope. (I think)