An Irishman (WTFH) and a Scotsman and Englishman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent and the food exceptional. "But," said the Scotsman, " still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there's a little bar where the owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he will buy the fifth." The Englishman responded, "Well, at my local bar, the owner would buy you your third drink after you bought thr first two." "Ah, thats nothing," the Irishman said. " Back home there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house!" The Englishman and the Scotsman immediately doubted the Irishman's claims. "Well," said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?" "No, not myself personally," said the Irishman. '"but it did happen to my sister."
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