Originally Posted by kiwiski
You're looking at it all wrong. The only reason this kid is wearing these spikes is to piss off people like you. And he is succeeding. And the parents are probably quite happy with it because it makes the kid less likely to be the victim of a collision.
I think the best response would be to get a group of you together and turn it into a game, whoever can get the most stuff to stick onto the spikes wins:-
2 points for a piece of paper
4 points for a piece of fruit
7 points for a pine cone
10 points for a sandwich
and bonus points for stuff stuck on him while skiing or in the lift line.