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Harry had recently moved into an assisted living facility. It seemed the prudent thing to do at 86. The second day there he met Sally. She was a babe of 82. She became his tour guide and showed him all that the facility had to offer - the dining hall, social hall, game room, nurses station and medical facility, ... all that seemed necessary for one to enjoy their waning years in fun and/or rest.

The chat necessarily turned to socializing and at one brazen moment Harry asked Sally if there were opportunities for sexual escapades. Sally, although taken aback at the directness of the question, responded ... "infrequently".

Harry hesitated a moment and asked ... "Is that one word or two?"