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This from Weems.

Don't shoot the messenger.. :



Blondestar
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OH, this one is SOooo going out on my email list
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OOOmagod!

Isn't she wonderful?
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OMG, that happens to me a lot! jk
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Men can be blonde, also.:
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No, no, Bonni. Men can just be stupid. As Dave Barry said in his "Guide to Guys", we start out stupid as children, then it goes downhill from there.

But to be blonde--there is a certain elegance in the form.
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Originally Posted by Bonni
Men can be blonde, also.:
Actually, I think men are blond (no e)... and the ladies are blonde (if I recall correctly). Not that that matters, since men can clearly ACT blondE!!!

Tim
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Weems,

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No, no, Bonni. Men can just be stupid. As Dave Barry said in his "Guide to Guys", we start out stupid as children, then it goes downhill from there.
You are so right, ask any woman (even a blonde).


OOOh!
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer???

By the white out on the screen.
post #9 of 16
True Story: My daughter left her phone at a friends house last week. So, the girl (BLONDE) picked up her home phone & dialed my daughters number to inform her that she had forgotten her cell phone.

Then put the home phone down, & ran back it to her room to answer the ringing cell phone before someone hung up!

She asked her mother not to tell!
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One afternoon, I was trying to call home from my cell phone, and without thinking, quick-dialed my own cell phone (instead of home). When my cell phone rang, I hung up from my call to home (even though it was ringing) and answered my cell phone--to find no one there, of course. I did this three times, until one of my colleagues informed me that I seemed to be calling myself.

I feigned senility, drug stupor, technology glitch, and then skulked away--to the howls of my friends.

This is the first I've ever spoken of this. Just don't tell my kids. They'll put me away.
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I would have never guessed you were blond, weems...
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so weems has a blonde day too

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I did this three times, until one of my colleagues informed me that I seemed to be calling myself.
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Originally Posted by Ron White
so weems has a blonde day too
No, BLOND.
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Maybe I should become a brunette so that I can drive!
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Originally Posted by Lisamarie
Maybe I should become a brunette so that I can drive!

LOL LM ----- this reminds me of another oldie but goodie....

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette??
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Artificial Intelligence
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Originally Posted by weems
One afternoon, I was trying to call home from my cell phone, and without thinking, quick-dialed my own cell phone (instead of home). When my cell phone rang, I hung up from my call to home (even though it was ringing) and answered my cell phone--to find no one there, of course. I did this three times, until one of my colleagues informed me that I seemed to be calling myself.

I feigned senility, drug stupor, technology glitch, and then skulked away--to the howls of my friends.

This is the first I've ever spoken of this. Just don't tell my kids. They'll put me away.
I switched to Vonage to avoid just this eventuality. I can program (and I did) my home phone to ring on my cell and my cell to ring on the home phone. The answering machine (or VM on the cell) picks up before I can figger out how to answer the call waiting call. Heh. Thus, my techno incompetence and technology save me from my incompetence.

Mark
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