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A man is brousing in a pet shop and sees a parrot with a sign "SALE, PARROT ONLY $50". All of the other birds are $300, $400 and even $500.

The man asks the parrot, "What's wrong with you, why so cheap?"

The parrot tells him ... "I'm a defective parrot, I don't have feet or legs, I was born this way, but I'm real smart and can converse in five languages and would be a great companion! We can talk about anything; sports or politics whatever you want.

"OK, but how do you stay on the perch if you have no feet?"

Parrot .... "It's pretty easy, you can't see under my feathers but I just wrap my prick around the perch, I'll do OK!" Look, just offer the owner $25, he's been trying to get rid of me for weeks.

The man offers the shop owner $25 and takes his bargain bird home and all goes very well for weeks. The parrot and the man are becoming fast friends till one day the man comes home from work and ....

Pssssssssssssssssst! Says the parrot in a hushed tone. "Come here!"

"Something wrong?" asks the man.

"Your wife" says the bird!

"And what's wrong with my wife?

"Your wife and the postman!"

"What happened? .... asks the man

"The postman rang the bell and your wife answered the door and let him in. She was only in her bra and panties!" ......

"And then what?"

"The postman started to kiss her, then he slowly took off her bra and started to fondle her all over. Then her panties came off and ..... "

"And then what?" .... demanded the husband

"How the f_ck would I know" .. said the bird .. "I got a hard on and fell off my perch!"
post #2 of 3
HEh speaking of parrots...true story....
About 3 weeks ago, my African gray pooped on my jacket so I put her on the floor and went to clean it off....she climbs on top of her cage, looks at me and started to laugh........
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Set the oven to 350.

While the bird is marinating, begin to prepare the brandy sauce by mixing ....
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