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sex drive!!!!

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Thread Starter 
Do you guys know the number one cause that diminishes a woman's sex drive????











wedding cake! :
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Funny thing is, the #1 thing that reduces a woman's desirability is also wedding cake.
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Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by nolo
Funny thing is, the #1 thing that reduces a woman's desirability is also wedding cake.
Maybe we should ban wedding cakes?
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Originally Posted by ragin' cajun'
Do you guys know the number one cause that diminishes a woman's sex drive????
I always thought it was motive, not drive.
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Do you guys know the number one cause that diminishes a woman's sex drive????











wedding cake!
Another name for a headache ??

RW
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Originally Posted by Ron White
Another name for a headache ??

RW
hey hey, now stop that.

This is Humor---

don't be a brangin blood sugar into the discussion---that belongs in fitness and health
post #7 of 18
adds new meaning to having your cake and eating it too
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hey hey, now stop that.
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This is Humor---

don't be a brangin blood sugar into the discussion---that belongs in fitness and health
Rw
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Once they say they do, they don't.
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How to turn a fox into a dog?







































Marry her.
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Romance BEFORE marriage………..

Wine, Candlelight and cologne



Romance AFTER marriage………

“Honey, get me a beer, and while you’re up you can change that lightbulb?..... Oh wow, that was a good burrito I had for lunch –sorry.”

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Sex-talk before marriage....
"..a little slower...yes, just like that...keep going..."



Sex-talk after marriage...

"You have to take the garbage out tomorrow......Did you remember to stop at the bank?...........So Wendy was at the ...and she said....."
post #12 of 18

Modern Science

Not only has modern science found out the one foodstuff that diminishes a woman's sex drive. They have also figured out why women have smaller feet than men. It is an evolutionary development that allows them to stand closer to the stove and the sink! [ducking]
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since we're going there...

anyone know how to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
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A good friend of mine says that after many years of marriage he has progressed beyond first sex, phone sex, honeymoon sex, make-up sex and the like. He and his wife now just have "hall" sex. What's hall sex? Answer: When I pass her in the hall, I say "f**k you" and she responds "f**k you, too."
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Originally Posted by SirMack
since we're going there...

anyone know how to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Give her a snow shovel?
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Originally Posted by JohnH
Give her a snow shovel?
We have a winner!
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Loading the dishwasher at my house is simply getting me drunk.
AAhhh the rewards of that 30 second commute and working from a home office.
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Originally Posted by rob
A good friend of mine says that after many years of marriage he has progressed beyond first sex, phone sex, honeymoon sex, make-up sex and the like. He and his wife now just have "hall" sex. What's hall sex? Answer: When I pass her in the hall, I say "f**k you" and she responds "f**k you, too."
LOL!
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