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A man was praying and asked, "God, how long is a million years to you?"

God replied, "Oh, about a second."

Then the man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"

God replied, "About a penny."

So the man then asked, "Well God, may I have a penny?"

And God said, "Sure, just a second."