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The Blue Cross Test

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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results. The lab technician says to him, "I'm very sorry, sir, but we've had a bit of a problem. At the same time we sent your wife's samples to the lab, the lab also received samples from another Mrs. Smith, and now we're not sure which results are your wife's. But, frankly, it's either bad news or terrible news!"
"What do you mean?" said Mr. Smith.
"Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which your wife's test is."
"This is terrible!" cries Mr. Smith. "Can't we do the test over?"
"Normally, yes," says the technician, "but you have Blue Cross Health Care, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once"!
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mr. Smith.
"Blue Cross recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."
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good un'
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Reminds me of another joke here in california

A man goes to the hospital to get his sperm count checked. so the nurse directs him to a room, gives him some xxx movies, a cup and says let me know when you are done.

so the man works at it, fills his cup and goes to return the cup. as he passes by another room he sees another man with a cup in his hand - getting a blow job from the nurse. he watches this in horror and when the nurse is done he asks - why he did not get the same treatment. The nurse replies "oh! but you have Kaiser insurance"
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