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Dentist joke

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A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was
looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't" she replied

Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure,
she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
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Reminds me of another old chestnut:

The local Hadassah chapter is getting a tour of the bakery. They're taken to see how the bialys are made. To their amazement, the baker picks up a wad of dough, sticks it into his armpit, squeezes down his arm, and throws the flattened dough into the oven. "That's disgusting!" remarks one guest. Says the host: "Lady, you should be here when we're making the bagels."
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Morey Amsterdam used to tell a story of two guys going into a diner. One orders a hamburger the other orders a hot dog. This big girl takes the order, goes to the fridge, pulls out a hamburger patty and puts it under her arm (pit). The second guy immediately cancels the hot dog order.
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