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Letter To Dad

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that
I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new
girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with
Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercing,
tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan
said that we will be very happy. Even though you
won't care for her as she is so much older than I,
she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to
have many more children with me and that's now one of
my dreams too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and
trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the mean- time, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get
better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back
to visit so you can get to know your

Your loving son, John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call
when it is safe for me to come home.
post #2 of 6
That is SO GOOD!
post #3 of 6
I LOVED this!
post #4 of 6
I bet my dad would be pissed for scaring the crap out of him, and the report card....
post #5 of 6
LOL. I is 7:55 AM, I think I will wake up my 16 y/old son, give him a smack and tell him, if he ever tries something like that, he is dead. The cleaning up his room part, I know if I came home and the room is clean he did something wrong.
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