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Child Support Questionnaire

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When someone puts in for Child Support in Dallas,
Texas, the procedure requires finding out who the
father is to determine why he is not providing
support. The following are responses entered by
Dallas women on Child Support Agency forms in the
section for listing fathers' details.

These are actual excerpts from the forms. Reviewers
felt that number 10 was very good - it took the prize
in their collective opinion; number 2 ain't bad but
number 3 was 1st runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to
the identity of the father of child B, but I believe
that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
child, as I was being sick out of a window when taken
from behind unexpectedly. I can provide you with a
list of names of men that I think were at the party if
this helps. (WOW)

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little
girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand
Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the
father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by
my stiletto heel in one of the door panels. Perhaps
you can contact BMW service departments in this area
and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a
Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and
that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he
informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I
am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.

7. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do
catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my
AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borne at the same
time....well I don't have a clue.

8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
Magic Kingdom.

9. So much about that night is a blur. The only
thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a
program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd
have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going
to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have
remained unfertilized.

10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
baby. After all, when you eat a can of beans you
can't be sure which one made you fart.
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