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I have not seen this one before.

Two couples were playing poker one evening.

John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up,
he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any
underwear under her dress.

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you
see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously
admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you
$500." After taking a minute or two to assess the
financial and moral costs of this offer,John confirms
that he is interested.

She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday
afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her
house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's
house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the
agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and
closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly
dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and
upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly.
"Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With
a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did
stop by for few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?
"In terror she assumed that somehow he had found
out and after mustering her best poker face,
replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife
by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did.
John came by the office this morning and borrowed
$500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our
house this afternoon on his way home and pay
me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!