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Female and Male Prayers

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Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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Actually, the big boobs are not needed. A canoe will do better than a bass boat.
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