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Two women were new arrivals at the pearly gates and
were comparing stories on how they died.

1st woman: "I froze to death."
2nd woman: "How horrible!"
1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold,I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: " I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.".

1st woman: " So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the house
looking for her. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: " Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.
We'd both still be alive!"