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post #1 of 17
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I think the Germans need serious help

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050818/..._germany_nappy
post #2 of 17
Better leave your vibrator at home when you travel, Frau! It could cause a National Alert! DEFCON 3, everyone!
post #3 of 17
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No, No, No, Bonni --- you just have to take the batteries out!

LOL - wouldn't you just LOVE to pack one in the carry-on on purpose just to see how red the guy who searched your bag would turn?

I'm evil.
post #4 of 17
I saw it happen...


woman in front of me had the luggage search, and there it was...right on top. 12 inches of BOB...

Inspector stammered, she played it off. I suppressed a laugh...
post #5 of 17
Quote:
Originally Posted by SirMack
I saw it happen...


woman in front of me had the luggage search, and there it was...right on top. 12 inches of BOB...

Inspector stammered, she played it off. I suppressed a laugh...
sure it wasn't Dirk or Lance or something like that??
post #6 of 17
Quote:
posted by my naive husband: sure it wasn't Dirk or Lance or something like that??
Honey Pie, Sweetie Lamb, it's BOB....Battery Operated Boyfriend, or "who sees me when you play too much golf"........did I say that out loud? heh heh


Batteries or not, Frau, this one is gonna set SOMETHING off!!

http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PRO...picks/DO000460
: : :
post #7 of 17
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Bonni, how much do you dare me to buy that one and pack it for the flight to Utah in Feb???!!!!
post #8 of 17
It's a pretty spendy toy, there, Frau.

I know you want it. Do it, do it.....
post #9 of 17
Thread Starter 
Naw - that one's cheap

THIS one is a spendy toy! http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PRO...ights/DH221480

Titanium is Soooooo sexy! LOL
post #10 of 17
It should be spendy, it's waterproof! WTF????
post #11 of 17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonni
It should be spendy, it's waterproof! WTF????
Yeah, waterproof. "Honey pie, Sweetie Lamb" - LOL

Shower? Bath? Hottub?
I even saw a vibrating "rubber duckie" on that site. I'll never think of Ernie and Bert the same way again!:

"Rubber Duckie, you're the one...
You make bathtime LOTS of Fun!
Rubber Duckie, I'm Awfully fond of you...."



How did we get here from electronic diapers????
post #12 of 17
It's all your fault!
post #13 of 17
ladies

I explored your site and have to say that this is the most unreal thing I have ever seen! http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PRO...ction/DA218425

It connects to your computer so that it can be controlled remotely.
post #14 of 17
Frau - I notice they're out of stock on La Lynx.

Just how many did you order??
post #15 of 17
Hmmm.... so is this an on-line retailer that should be an EpicSki affiliate?! :
post #16 of 17
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy P
Frau - I notice they're out of stock on La Lynx.

Just how many did you order??
It wasn't me ---- I think they needed the titanium for all those aircraft they sent to Iraq - guess we all need to make these kinds of little sacrifices for the Cause.
post #17 of 17
Having just had my first baby (my wife did all of the work) I recently quipped "someone should invent a diaper that sounds off when it is wet" Looks like I was beat to the punch.
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