post #1 of 1
Thread Starter 
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my

He bought the 'picture,' On the way home he remembered his wife,
Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning
before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the
mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed,

"So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.