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A new sports car?

A couple had been debating buying a new vehicle for weeks.

He wanted a truck.

She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic
around town.

He would have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she
to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. **"I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a
few seconds. **Nothing else will do. **My birthday is coming up so
surprise me!"

So, he did just that.

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
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The funeral was very nice...
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She got out of the murder charge on the grounds of mental cruelty.
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