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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. “Kin ya breath?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.>
His partner says "ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
post #2 of 7
Sorry, Charlie, but you weren't the first on Epic with this one:


Nevertheless, it was a good 'un and I've retold it many times myself.

Tom / PM
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Thread Starter 
oops, see what happens when I venture out of my element.
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Don't feel bad Rick, your bold type was better.
Told that one in a CPR class once. Kind of shocked the instructor. :
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This humor stuff is serious business, best leave it to those with more experience.
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An old cowhand walks into a bar and sits down next to an attractive woman. He orders a beer and begins to sip it, she asks him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He thinks for a second and responds "Since I was ten years old, woke every morning and fed the horses, roped and herded cows, bailed hay and mucked stalls. I guess you could say I'm a real cowboy!"

She says! "Well, I'm a lesbian! I wake up every day thinking of women. I go to work thinking of women and I go to bed every night with a woman!"

Another fella sits down at the bar, orders a beer, looks at the old timer and asks "Are you a real cowboy?"

He says ... "Well I thought I was, but now I'm thinkin' I'm a lesbian!"
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Bill A is the Master.:
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