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post #61 of 87
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Originally Posted by FRAU
Ok Gentlemen -- print this out for your significant others...

The TRICK is to NOT drop yer drawers all the way to the ankles - that's a recipe for wet pants.

Only drop trou to about the knees, assume a shoulder-width or slightly wider stance, and squat LOW - The higher up from the ground you are the greater the room for splashage and leg dribbles - you want the backs of your thighs resting on your calves. Hook a hand under the gathered-up pants and hold them up and out. This allows you to pee UNDERneath the "bridge" of yer drawers, without getting anything wet. Remember "Water goes UNDER the bridge".

This has been a public service announcement - the management assumes no responsibility for mooning the neighbors during backyard practice sessions.



FRAU - you rock. If just one city/burb girl achieves this unthinkable deed without dribbling all over her expensive ski clothes and then walking into a lodge all wet (not that there's anything wrong with that) your words shall be passed down through generations of female posterity.

And guys will make less trips to the lodge.
post #62 of 87
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Originally Posted by Bonni
I wish it were as simple as that. The problem here is twofold.....I don't get the signal that I have to go till it's past time....and when I DO get the signal......most often, I don't have enough time to get to where I need to be if I'm outdoors.
Bonni, the answer is scheduled urination. Every 2 hours or so go to the bathroom whether you have to or not. Then you're not allowing your bladder to get full enough to the point of needing to go immediately. You can continue to hydrate throughout the day as long as you're going to the bathroom often enough.
post #63 of 87
All i have to say is WTF? You have issues girl, lol pissing yourself, no control, TIme to see a doctor! LMAO this is a joke right, hahahaha
post #64 of 87
OK, I'll say it once more. There is no reason for women to be baring a butt to pee on the mountain. Get a Seirra Dick and pee standing up. They don't work as well as the real thing - but they work! There is nothing worse than a woman with a frgid @$$.
post #65 of 87
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Originally Posted by paul jones
OK, I'll say it once more. There is no reason for women to be baring a butt to pee on the mountain. Get a Seirra Dick and pee standing up. They don't work as well as the real thing - but they work! There is nothing worse than a woman with a frgid @$$.
A sierra dick, LMFAO hahahaha , this post is cracking me up , thatnks for the good laughs. I agree a woman with a frigid rump is tragedy.
post #66 of 87
Yo, Huck I am serious! You can see one in Campmor among other places. A female frozen hiney is no laughing matter.
post #67 of 87
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Originally Posted by paul jones
Yo, Huck I am serious! You can see one in Campmor among other places. A female frozen hiney is no laughing matter.
Ahhhhh hahahahahahaah holy @#$% ! no laughing matter , oh boy that is good. hahhahaha
post #68 of 87
huckingfellers, what kind of a name is that?
Ahhhhh hahahahahahaah holy @#$% ! no laughing matter , oh boy that is good. hahhahaha
post #69 of 87
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Originally Posted by Bonni
huckingfellers, what kind of a name is that?
Ahhhhh hahahahahahaah holy @#$% ! no laughing matter , oh boy that is good. hahhahaha
I aquired the name huckingfellers in this matter. When I ski it is always balls to the wall, when we go out west I throw myself off every cliff that i can find and always catch the biggest air that is possible. (Hucking) is a term used for jumping off cliffs, clearing gap jumps, and just monster air. My last name is Fellows.
So, my friends started calling me huckingfellers when i was about 18 and it has stuck ever since. Still never pissed myself!!!!!!!! LOL
post #70 of 87
So you've had this name for what......about 6 months?
post #71 of 87
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Originally Posted by huckingfellers
All i have to say is WTF? You have issues girl, lol pissing yourself, no control, TIme to see a doctor! LMAO this is a joke right, hahahaha
hf-

wanna reread post 26?
no joke. sorry. might I suggest you consider deleting this post?
post #72 of 87
HF is an arse anyway---no need to delete, just reinforces my opinion.
post #73 of 87
J-
Right on!
I deleted mine after the re read....

Bonni,
Keep on keeping on.....
post #74 of 87
hrstrat57,

There is no need to delete posts. I have a skin thicker than the hull of a missile.

The 'going every 2 hours' is a nice theory, but it doesn't help to force yourself to go. I would imagine it would do more harm than good if you ask a doctor about that. I've tried Detrol (gotta go, gotta go, gotta go go go), and I've used it for things like ESA when you can't drag the class to the bathrooms at Snowbird (which are hard to get to in quick notice), and that has some modicum of success, however, I don't want to use that on a daily basis!:
post #75 of 87
Thanks Bonni

Here's why I deleted it. 3 reasons.....

1/ Been reading epicski for years. Corny as it may seem, even before I signed up I viewed a few members(mostly those dating back to 99/00) as kinda like "rock stars" of the world wide web. Folks like you, nolo, gonzostrike, phil p, wtfh and of course dchan, ac and maybe a few others...a dozen or so might come to mind. When I finally joined, I did so with respect for the house you folks have built. Newbies who cry for gonzo to be banned, crack me up(even tho he was I recall for awhile) Is he over the top sometimes? Sure. That's the beauty of it tho. The recent discussion I had with him in the nolo gender thread regarding golf I view as a privilege as I do the opportunity to respond to you here. Kinda like if I went into your house with mud on my shoes visiting for the first time...I just wouldn't do it. I'll argue, sure but I won't be disrespectful....I didn't build this house. So I won't perpetuate someone who would disrespect you over such a personal issue....

2/ Almost left epicski over a similar situation.... Got pm's from supporters asking me to stay. My skin isn't as thick as yours when it gets personal....any post from me that adds to it...gone.

3/ I have a neighbor who has your situation...she is mid 40's and threw in the towel about 2 years ago.....it breaks my heart, it is bad. You fight to keep your life active? Nah, no insults from me today....

sorry

Be good now! I guess it's time to get the $20 in the mail.
post #76 of 87
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Originally Posted by Bonni
So you've had this name for what......about 6 months?
No, no, no, bonni you silly goose you. I got the name huckingfellers when i was 18 years young, im now 27 years young so that would be 9 years of huck if my math is correct. Yes I can be an arse but can't we all. I'm sorry, I did not mean to offend you. I seriously thought this post was a joke! So my apologies madam! Get one of the dink things, looks like it could solve your problems. :

Skier_J play nice, cause it takes an arse to call someone an arse ya know what I mean, BuDdY!

Also my skin is pretty thick as well, you just feed the fire ya know. I'm not really an arse i just say what comes to my mind and never any offense meant, it just sounds that way sometimes. So, i really am sorry for offending you. Hell, I'll buy you some drinks this winter in VT, that make up for my arse?
post #77 of 87
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Originally Posted by firstracks
hf-

wanna reread post 26?
no joke. sorry. might I suggest you consider deleting this post?
OK, I am sorry , I really am. I sincerely thought this was a joke. I know now it is not and I feel terrible. One of those times when i should of thought before opening my trap. Serious about the drinks. I'll crash hard for you to, right under the lift
post #78 of 87
Thank you for the deep respect, hrstrat57...I'm truly humbled. Amazing! However, there is No need to delete, crash, apologize or put some 'old folks' on the rock star circuit.

The beer is another story.

If we've learned anything here, it's that some people have problems that are laughable to some and serious to others. Those who don't have an issue with this will find it silly. "Just go every 2 hours" seems like reasonable advice if you're not afflicted with anything. To HF, the whole scenario seems dumb, but he's 27 and knows pretty much everything, so this is funny to him.

To me, I find it annoying to the point where some things become UNFUN.....yesterday I had to go on the side of the road because I couldn't make it the extra 15 minutes home and there were no businesses open where I could go on a Sunday night. It pretty much sucks!

Skier_j is my adorable husband, who knows all my little foibles, annoyances, and not-so-fun situations, and he likes to defend me occassionally. Most of the time, he lets me alone on here to fend for myself, which I like just fine. I suppose he can be an arse just like you, HF.

I would suggest you each throw in a few bucks and become supporters. The premium articles there are great reads, and the Lounge is where I live. There are some pretty strange discussions that go on there, and you might like them. I'll spar with you there anytime, gloves off. :
post #79 of 87
Ummm Beer ! Tastes Great Less Filling
post #80 of 87
here's the best part tho....

this may be the most complete and total poach of a troll thread in history of epicski

yasmine you can come out now...
post #81 of 87
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Originally Posted by huckingfellers
Ummm Beer ! Tastes Great Less Filling
It better be nothing less than Otter Creek. Magic Hat possibly. Guinness on tap preferred.:
post #82 of 87
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Originally Posted by huckingfellers
Ummm Beer ! Tastes Great Less Filling
Doesn't this bring things back full circle to how to deal with sudden urges to pee?

I've seen the woman's pee tube thing for some years but yet to meet a woman using one or at least admitting to it. Makes me think there is some issue in their practical use. It could be as easy as the Doc's point by point explanation of peeing in the woods. I've certainly met women capable and willing to do this. Maybe the knowledge is all that's needed for many more.
I would think the strict pee schedule would have to help but the irony is that although it isn't very difficult for me to do I also seem able to hold it for a very long time.

Now gas..... that's another matter. Everyone knows holding that in causes pimples.
post #83 of 87
I do find it interesting that so many men have offered their expertise in this thread. It reminds me of my father-in-law advising me on the fine points of natural childbirth, which was rather cheeky, considering he'd never attended a Lamaze class nor the births of his two younguns. I guess men really do know it all!

Thanks, hrstrat57, you make it all worth the while.
post #84 of 87
L7

" I've seen the woman's pee tube thing for some years but yet to meet a woman using one or at least admitting to it."

Come to Vermont!
post #85 of 87
If us men know anything, It is definately about a Pee Tube!! Wouldn't ya say
post #86 of 87
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