Originally Posted by FRAU
Ok Gentlemen -- print this out for your significant others...
The TRICK is to NOT drop yer drawers all the way to the ankles - that's a recipe for wet pants.
Only drop trou to about the knees, assume a shoulder-width or slightly wider stance, and squat LOW - The higher up from the ground you are the greater the room for splashage and leg dribbles - you want the backs of your thighs resting on your calves. Hook a hand under the gathered-up pants and hold them up and out. This allows you to pee UNDERneath the "bridge" of yer drawers, without getting anything wet. Remember "Water goes UNDER the bridge".
This has been a public service announcement - the management assumes no responsibility for mooning the neighbors during backyard practice sessions.
FRAU - you rock. If just one city/burb girl achieves this unthinkable deed without dribbling all over her expensive ski clothes and then walking into a lodge all wet (not that there's anything wrong with that) your words shall be passed down through generations of female posterity.
And guys will make less trips to the lodge.