Originally Posted by Sluff Vertigo
I'm actually amazed at how few women I've met know how to piss in the forest, let alone the snow. Yet, I've seen heli guide chicks drop their pants right in front of a group of men on top of some peak in AK without a second thought. There should be instruction on this in any women's big mountain-type ski clinics. Even though it would seem the most natural of things to do.
Ok Gentlemen -- print this out for your significant others...
The TRICK is to NOT drop yer drawers all the way to the ankles - that's a recipe for wet pants.
Only drop trou to about the knees, assume a shoulder-width or slightly wider stance, and squat LOW - The higher up from the ground you are the greater the room for splashage and leg dribbles - you want the backs of your thighs resting on your calves. Hook a hand under the gathered-up pants and hold them up and out. This allows you to pee UNDERneath the "bridge" of yer drawers, without getting anything wet. Remember "Water goes UNDER the bridge".
This has been a public service announcement - the management assumes no responsibility for mooning the neighbors during backyard practice sessions.