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Jesus Christ!

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I was going to place a bid but for christ sakes $1999.99.
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u 2 will rot n hell

can't you see! can't you see? the answers are coming clear all around us! within days ..... Michael is FREE! Tai-Chi walks among US!

So what if it wasn't the subway wall like Simon and Garfunkle PREDICTED it would be ..... a bathroom is good enough for me!
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I once had a parsnip that looked like Hugh Hefner.....is that my redemption card?
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No way a stupid BIRD could look like HH. Birds can't smoke pipes or drive E-"Type" Jags .... anyone knows THAT!
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Uh, Yuki, a parsnips closest relative is a rutabaga.

It is, I believe, starch, not fowl.
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Good find Bonni!
I hate to be insulting to all the Bears, but those questions & answers are about 1K times funnier than most of the lame recycled internet jokes that get posted here. That guy had me laughing out loud at work just now (I saw many heads peering at me over the tops of their cubicles). So I had to stop halfway down the page, and pretend that I was actually working momentarily.

I especially liked this one (Zappa fan that I am):

Q: What makes you think that is the way Jesus looked any? The stain does resemble a mans face, but if you never seen Jesus how can you claim it looks like him.

A: I tend to go with my gut instinct. When i saw the face, I exclaimed "Jesus Christ!" without hesitation. Other people may see Ted Nugent, Steven Wright, Frank Zappa, or Charles Manson. But I rarely, if ever, hear anyone suddenly exclaim "Frank Zappa!" in my day-to-day passings.
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Jesus Christ....from my understanding was a carpenter.....So, I guess it can be viewed 2 ways

1. No way would he put up with such crappy construction

2. I guess he has now been resurrected



NOTE TO OWNER: GET A GOD DAMN SHOWER CURTAIN


Carvy: inchworms are dead!!.....Zoombie Woof
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Emily voice from SNL ..... Oh! Never mind."
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Originally Posted by Yuki
Emily voice from SNL ..... Oh! Never mind."
I thought that was Rosanne Rosannadanna.
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Originally Posted by Yuki
Emily voice from SNL ..... Oh! Never mind."
OK!
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Yuki is not only incorrect about the parsnips, but has mixed up Emily Litella with Roseanne.

Yuki, you ignorant slut.
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Q: I would submit that you have actually have an "earthly" image of Thomas Didymos on your bathroom wall, with the "spiritual" image of Jesus, (the reflection or "mirror image" of Thomas) on your tub. Thomas Didymos, (better known as "doubting Thomas") was, in some intreptations of lore, considered the twin brother of Jesus. Didymos means "twin" in at least two ancient languages. And the idea that Thomas was the earthly twin of the spiritual Jesus, meant that they could never serve the same purpose. One life is lived through the senses, the other, through the spirit. Both, two sides of the same coin. And here is the dichotomy in your shower! Pretty mind blowing when you think about it. Regardless of a winning bid, I submit that you have served your purpose, using ebay as virtual pulpit and bringing attention to the brilliance of the universe. And I think you should double your minimum bid since this is really a "two-fer-one" auction.
Jun-13-05

A: Words ... words ... words ... ok, I give up - you are too smart. Your metaphorical juxtapositon of the physical, metaphysical, and theoretical stimulated my hippocampus til I ran out of RSSIs. Check, please.
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I AM NOT A SLUT! (use Nixon's voice)

BUT I AM EASY! (use Monica's voice)

YUKI ... IS A GUY! (use real deep macho .... a "real manly man's" voice).

BUTTA IM'A GONNA FORGIVE AH YOU ANNYWAY (Father Gudio Sarducci's voice).
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Originally Posted by Yuki
I AM NOT A SLUT! (use Nixon's voice)

BUT I AM EASY! (use Monica's voice)

YUKI ... IS A GUY! (use real deep macho .... a "real manly man's" voice).

BUTTA IM'A GONNA FORGIVE AH YOU ANNYWAY (Father Gudio Sarducci's voice).
Is the GUDIO the same guy from that song by Phil Collins, "Sussudio"??
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