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An excited freshmen from the country is looking around the campus on his first day at Harvard. He asks an upperclassman, "Where's the main library at?"

The snobby uppercalssman replies, "Hear at Hahvahrd, we do not end our sentences with a preposition."

The bumpkin replies, "OK, where's the main library at, assshole?"