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The Parrot

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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, and as fate would have it....with the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, and did not utter a word. This went on for a day...... and then 2 days... and then 3 days...

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said..... "OK, I give up. Where's the dam ship?"
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The only church in town burns to the ground and after several searches the pastor realizes that the only room large enough to hold church in would be the nightclub.
Sunday Morning everyone in the congregation shows up to see how church in a nightclub is going to work out. Stage left is a big parrot in a cage. As the choir in their robes procedes to the stage/altar the parrot squawks "aaawwk, New Floor Show." every smiles. The preacher steps up to the mike/pulpit and the parrot squawks "aaawwk, New Emcee." everyone giggles. The crowd stands for the first hymn and the parrot squawks "aaawwk, Same Old Crowd."
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