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Beer: Meant to be!

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Paul Hornung

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
- H.L. Mencken

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
- George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry

BEER: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.
- W.C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
- Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack; to me it's a "support group." Salvation in
a can!
- Leo Durocher
post #2 of 8
Seen on a T-shirt "Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore"
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Guinness is GOOD FOR YOU!

-old advert from the Guinness Brewing Co
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Saw a T-shirt once which read:

... And God Said...

( insert chemical equation for formation of Ethanol from fermentation)

...and there was BEER

...and it was Good
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Anyone remember Winston Churchill's line when he was hammered .... "But Madame, when I wake up .... "

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I think he insulted a "matronly" woman and called her ugly ....

She ... "Sir Winston, you are drunk!"

He ... "Ah! But when I wake up in the morning I will be sober and you, will still be ugly!"

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My favorite, oft-quoted line (dunno who orginated it, it might have been me in a drunken stupor, or some famous guy), but it's gotten some strange looks at work:

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Oh, Google says Tex Gellette was the origin of the quote. Let's drink to that!
post #8 of 8
as I recall more of the detail, which adds color...

DOWAGER: Why, Lord Churchill, you are drunk!!

WINSTON: Madame, you are ugly. You are VERY ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.
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