Somebody had a lot of fun putting together this bogus profile for Jennifer Wilbanks.
I'm just your typical All-American girl, kinda psycho, but attractive enough to make you temporarily forget about it. I can go from jogging clothes to blue jeans in 5 seconds flat. I'm as comfortable in a wedding dress as I am in a hand-me-down poncho. I'm a glass half-full type gal, in fact, if the glass gets empty I'll try to slice my wrists with the shards. I'm pretty low maintenance, and don't take alot of time getting prissed up or cutting my hair off, I mean 'fixing it". I like hanging out out the local bus stop more than formal type events. A cold beer while aimlessly sightseeing in New Mexico is my idea of a good time. I've actually been pretty close to getting married once or twice, but it just didn't happen for some reason. I am really interested in just having a person I can relate to, one who willl totally trust me, believe everything I tell him, and be there for me after I'm done jogging at night. That's assuming I don't jog down to the local bus stop, in which case he might be waiting a while. Generaly speaking I'm attracted to big, dopey, kid-like guys, with bad haircuts. But if his family has money, they become alot more attractive and possibly even tolerable.