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The Three Texas Surgeons

post #1 of 3
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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost 7 fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and 8 months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
and legs in an accident; I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United
post #2 of 3
I thought Clinton was from Little Rock.
post #3 of 3
That's better than being born under a rock.
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