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Whats your weapon?

post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
Take this test, and ot'll tell you, then post your results here.
Mine was Airstirke.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...05699760878591
post #2 of 19
Happiness is a warm gun.

post #3 of 19
Hmmm... I don't know about this...

post #4 of 19

Worked for me.

Right on for me. I do aikijutsu, and I got a jo.

post #5 of 19
You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.
post #6 of 19
Go figure!
You use Air Strikes.Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.



post #7 of 19
Battle axe.
post #8 of 19
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigE
Battle axe.
Let's leave the wives out of this...
post #9 of 19
"You are an animal lover and have an innate understanding of their unrealized powers. The rabbit reflects your truth: seemingly sweet and cuddly but not to be pissed off. Your pet will be your ally, oh Knight of Warm and Fuzzy; remember to supply your wabbit - er, rabbit - with the bones of your fallen adversaries; carrots are great for eyesight but the bunny - er, rabbit - needs sharp and strong teeth."


post #10 of 19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach13
Let's leave the wives out of this...
You slipped some humor into the thread, Coach! The rest of this thread is a little too Columbine to really get me ROTFLOL. Not that there is anything wrong with longhaired young men in trenchcoats role playing with toy guns or whatever, just not resonating with me in a humorous way. No offense, Yukon.
post #11 of 19
post #12 of 19
I have a very fixed routine before I go to bed every night.

- Put out the cat.

- Take a leak.

- Set alarm clock.

- Rig trip wire and arm the Claymore.

- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ....sleep like a baby!

Alpha Mike Foxtrot.
post #13 of 19
Bastard Sword
post #14 of 19
My browser crashes every time I try to take the poll. But I know my weapon anyway. It's a wet noodle.
post #15 of 19
You preferred a weapon with 43% power over speed and 89% range over melee.

You use a Machinegun. Phenomenal range and rate of fire more than make up for the lack of mobility that a full machinegun warrant. Though a machinegun lacks the punch of heavier artillery, it is still an exceedingly potent infantry weapon and can fire continuously for a long time. Your enemies will run for cover as you pepper the landscape with bullets.

You scored higher than 50% on power
You scored higher than 99% on range
post #16 of 19

Guess I'm just an Old-Fashioned Girl

You use a Greatsword. Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.




My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 68% on powerYou scored higher than 22% on range
post #17 of 19
Shotgun...can't miss.
post #18 of 19
Shotgun. Nice balance of raw power and range. Also the fear factor fits in nicely. They can't hit you as easy if they are quaking in their boots. I also tend to like the 40mm "machine gun" that the U.S. Military has today. 300 rounds per minute of 40mm grenades and light armour piercing rounds. And you thought all that really got me off was skiing!!!!!!!!
post #19 of 19
They said Great Sword, but I would really prefer a Katana, or even better yet, a Pump-action 12-guage.
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