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April 12, 2005

post #1 of 11
Thread Starter 
Tuesday, April 12th is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-Workers day.

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce April 12th as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!


- You can only slap one person per hour -- no more

- You can only slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day

- You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant

- No weapons are allowed*.other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher

- CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed

with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

- If questioned by a supervisor (or police, if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living daylights out of and get to slapping.

Have a great day!

post #2 of 11
Can you make it to SW VT tomorrow?:
post #3 of 11
Stress is that condition which occurs when the mind overides the body's natural desire to slap the living delights out of some a**hole who desparately deserves it!
post #4 of 11
Thread Starter 


hey J

it applies EVERYwhere!
post #5 of 11
Kirsten: 4/12 is my wife's birthday. What should I do? Evan.
post #6 of 11
I've just received a CV from a Mr Gonzostrike. I think he's got the job, IF he can start today...
post #7 of 11

mean! mean! mean!

Now, what would Jesus do?
post #8 of 11
Thread Starter 
Evan - thanks for the laugh!

Yuki - WWJD? Or who would he slap? LOL (just kidding around)
post #9 of 11
I did one better than that today.

As some of you know, from reading the Lounge, I started a new job as bookkeeper at Home Depot. I had not worked with one of the girls, Maggie, who is more or less senior in charge.

This morning, she was working, and when I got there, the other girl who's been training me was there, and all I heard was "f*** this", and G** D*** that" out of Maggie, then Josie starts doing it, and I'm very quiet like a trainee would be. Keep in mind that I've worked there for 16 months and I know them, and they know me, but we've never worked together as I was on the floor in sales.

The manager comes in about 9 am to verify the vault. He's done, and Maggie lets loose with an expletive, then Josie, and I say to the manager (who is a real arsehole himself), "Gee, Ralph, the LANGUAGE in here is really awful. I don't know if I can work with this!" and I gave him a wink.

He gets it. He plays along. He leaves.

I notice for the next 4 hours that all is pretty mellow. The girls are nicer, it's calmer, but it's tense. You can feel it building. heh heh

Josie goes to lunch, leaving Maggie and I doing some training. She's at the computer, and it's messing up, and she's getting frustrated. I'm sitting next to her watching this process, and I very quietly say, "Wouldn't you like to beat the f*** out of the person who made this program?"

I thought her head would spin off her neck and fly off and hit the wall!
"WHAT?!?" she says.:

So I let loose of about 10 in a row, and I was laughing so hard I was crying. I said GOTCHA! She had a stroke! She said she was already trying to think of ways to get rid of me! heh heh

This was too good, though! I made up another story. I said someone else told me to do it. NOW she's dying to know who set her up. (There isn't anyone). I'll keep that going for about a month. tee hee

When Josie got back from lunch we didn't tell her, and I gave her the same treatment. Now that we're all on the same page, they are buckling down on the training, and they're very helpful and we're having fun.

Who needs to slap when you can tickle?:
post #10 of 11
bonni, way to connect with your new team! Funny!
post #11 of 11
With the dip$hit$ it's work only, with the others I have a relationship. It works.
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