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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful, perfect, "loaded" Lexus & walked over to inspect it closer.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously
looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing
behind her was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we
help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting ! as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna $hit when you hear
the price."