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help me finish this joke

post #1 of 18
Thread Starter 
HERES ONE IM WORKING ON: Its about Turning Radius and Side Cut.

Turning Radius and Side Cut.......walk into a bar. Turning Radius says to Side Cut, "Wow, look at that pair of shaped skis over there in the corner". Side Cut says to Turning Radius,

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HELP ME FINISH THIS ONE IT NEEDS A PUNCH LINE .
post #2 of 18
Something about a PMTS stance maybe?
post #3 of 18

Joke

Yeah, look at her tips!
post #4 of 18
Man, would I like to mount her binding!!
post #5 of 18
She's cute, but I don't go for mid-fatties.
post #6 of 18
Do those skiis Lewinsky?
post #7 of 18
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atomic_918
Yeah, look at her tips!
or... Nice piece of tail

or....
I love a girl with an hourglass figure

Why is this in the Instruction thread?
post #8 of 18
I'd like to reverse her camber
post #9 of 18
Go careful Radius. When you apply the pressure , will she skid out or hold on?
post #10 of 18
Radius and Sidecut are ladies!

The reply concerning the pair of shaped skis is:

"Nice Shape, but not long enough and way too quick to give any girl a decent ride"
post #11 of 18
Thread Starter 

Winner

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sitzmark
Radius and Sidecut are ladies!

The reply concerning the pair of shaped skis is:

"Nice Shape, but not long enough and way too quick to give any girl a decent ride"
I think we have a winner, here!

(I put this in the instructor forum because I was after instructors' perspectives and sense of humor).
post #12 of 18
Side Cut says: I think I got the edge on you.
post #13 of 18
Sidecut walks up to her and say "Hey babe, how'd you like your forward pressure adjusted?":
post #14 of 18
Wax me off !
post #15 of 18
Ha! These are actually pretty funny.
post #16 of 18
Mr Side Cut says to Mr Turning Radius "Wow, look at the size of those tips"
post #17 of 18
Quick get de camber I want to take a picture.
post #18 of 18
Thread Starter 

Ding Ding Ding Ding

Quote:
Originally Posted by SkiMangoJazz
Quick get de camber I want to take a picture.
We have another winner. Its hard to type when your laughing this hard!
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