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A radio station ran a word contest, callers shall come up with a word that does not exist in dictionary and if it can be used in a sentence s/he will win a trip to Bali.

DJ: "96FM, what is your name?"
Caller: "Hi there. This is Dave."
DJ: "Hi Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: "Goan. Spells G-O-A-N."
DJ: "Great word, Dave. Goan is not in dictionary. For a trip to Bali, what's the sentence?"
Caller: "Goan f**k yourself!"

The DJ cut the caller short and started taking other calls. But all were bad until this one.

DJ: "96FM, who is this?"
Caller: "Hello. This is Jeff."
Dj: "What's your word, Jeff?"
Caller: "Smee. Spells S-M-E-E."
DJ: "Cool word, Jeff. Smee is not in dictionary. And, what's the sentence?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"