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I jus' wanna know how many kids out there have ...... an Uncle Telerod .. ???
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Why Choose?



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Lonnie you have no clue how many of my friends have a crush on your wife....
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Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post
Lonnie you have no clue how many of my friends have a crush on your wife....
"my friends..."
riiiiight : (you know the joke : open your zipper and show me your friend...)

Me ? Hot wife who can't ski, of course. No question.
(And my hot wife can ski. Better than me actualy, if not as fast)
post #125 of 180
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Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post
Lonnie you have no clue how many of my friends have a crush on your wife....
Psst. You should talk to the guys on the fly fishing boards.....
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Originally Posted by dookey67 View Post
thanks for clearing that up Yuki.

TC: are you and your man the same boot size?

i tend to be a bit selfish (perhaps one reason i'm still riding solo?), so i'd def have "His" and "Hers" labeled skis. either that or make damn sure that my lady had smaller (or bigger) feet!

then again once you get into a marriage type situation you're supposed to share and share alike, right?
Ah, NO!
We have several pair of skis with system bindings. I have 3 of my own that don't have system bindings
The pair most argued about last year were my Nordica Nitrous
post #127 of 180
philippeR ........ "open your zipper and show me your friend"

Lonnie ........... "you guys should talk to the guys on the fly fishing boards"

there is so much potential here .... will it go wasted .... useless w/o pics ????
post #128 of 180
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Originally Posted by Uncle Louie View Post
If I knew any of these answers......I wouldn't be single.
So much has changed since this thread started... :
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Originally Posted by dookey67 View Post
TC: are you and your man the same boot size?
Yuki, I get so lost in today's vernacular.
post #130 of 180
Not married...but my winter carpool is three hot college girls who all rip.
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damn! i want in on that carpool...

post #132 of 180
July 27, 2007

Reminds me when my high school sweetheart dedicated a popular song of the day to me: "Happy for the rest of your life". (Don't admit to remembering this song. You'll date yourself. By the way, it was performed by Jimmy Soul).

Actually, she was a looker. Glad I took her advice. You should be able to figure out the next verse of the song:.

CP
post #133 of 180
Now from my personal point of view .... get ...
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Originally Posted by Yuki View Post
Now from my personal point of view .... get ...
Ding, Ding, Ding! (The witch is dead? really getting off thread. Moderators. move this posting to the trash forum).
post #135 of 180
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Originally Posted by telerod15 View Post
It wasn't my idea. She requested me for private lessons.
What ever happened to this one?
I thought she was perfect for you
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What ever happened to this one?
I thought she was perfect for you
Sunburn city.
post #137 of 180
... get ... an ugly girl to marry you.

Or marry a pretty Russian girl and wait a few years. Haha, just kidding. Zalina and I have never met. I'm just some weird internet stalker to her.
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Originally Posted by telerod15 View Post
... get ... an ugly girl to marry you.

Or marry a pretty Russian girl and wait a few years. Haha, just kidding. Zalina and I have never met. I'm just some weird internet stalker to her.
Hi Telerod:

"Took a walk and passed your house late last night
All the shades were pulled and drawn way down tight...
silhouettes on the shade" ... The Rays.

CP
post #139 of 180
I would rather have a wife that is willing to participate.
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I saw your wife the other day
All UH HUH
And she's ugly

HA HA, but she can huck

So if you wanna' be happy for the rest of your life

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post #142 of 180
I'll admit I've never heard that song...not too popular in the oldies radio rotation I guess?

Thanks though, Yuki's post made no sense until just now.
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I hate it when I show my age like that ...
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Originally Posted by Yuki View Post
I hate it when I show my age like that ...
Yuki:

Didn't I warn people not to admit to knowing this song? Even after "3 Dings" you still didn't let it go. Well, at least you have the consolation that she hooks. Opps, wrong sport, I mean huck.

TC:

You never fail to amaze me. Really appreciate you digging up the U-tube video. By the way, you carry your age well:.

CP
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Originally Posted by HeluvaSkier View Post
So much has changed since this thread started... :
Am I still talking to you? ()

Let's review...We invite you to our party....I meet you/Heluvadad and dd at Breck and give you the grand tour and hit you off with discount tickets. We invite you do dinner with us etc etc..

and what do you do ?????

You run over my favorite guide (I won't even mention his status here), you make a funny face when one of my life-long friends "plants one" on your face, and then you take videos and don't send them all to me.

The nerve

As the "run'd over guide" once said to me, "I believe in redemption."

Here is a suggested redemption. There is someone here at Epic that is looking for videos. I think we/you may have a nice one of a few guys (in red jackets no less) skiing together....Why not post it ?

End of (not for real) rant.
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To summarize the question posed in the thread title, UL?
Why not have both?
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Originally Posted by Uncle Louie View Post
in red jackets...skiing together...
Please note: coordinating red jackets are not required but a snazzy touch, don't ya think?!
post #148 of 180
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Originally Posted by Uncle Louie View Post
You run over my favorite guide (I won't even mention his status here)
Well... Let's look at it this way. I didn't run over my Breck guide, even after he picked on me for not making enough turns and led me to a rock that provided me with the mother of all core shots.

Speaking of which... I took my skis to the shop to have them repaired the other day, and you'll never guess who they found inside that huge hole... and I also bet you'll never guess where ssh has been since April.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Louie View Post
you make a funny face when one of my life-long friends "plants one" on your face
:... ...:

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Originally Posted by Uncle Louie View Post
and then you take videos and don't send them all to me.
You're still missing one. I'll work on that. Do you have all the others?

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Originally Posted by Uncle Louie View Post
Here is a suggested redemption. There is someone here at Epic that is looking for videos. I think we/you may have a nice one of a few guys (in red jackets no less) skiing together....Why not post it?
I could manage that I think. One guy in the red jacket really rips on that terrain... the other guy looks like a hack... but it is alright considering it was his second week and all. Those double blacks with huge bumps are killer.

Later

GREG
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Originally Posted by SugarCube View Post
Please note: coordinating red jackets are not required but a snazzy touch, don't ya think?!
I felt cool in mine while I had it on... but as soon as I took it off at the end of each day reality set in.
post #150 of 180
I'm a hot single girl who can ski... anyone looking for a potential future "hot wife who can ski"?

No ugly or old dudes please :-)
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