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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking......and
one blonde says to the other:** "Which do you think is farther
away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says:
"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor".
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if
he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would
get your act together. ...Just yesterday you take away my license, and now
today you expect me to show it to you!"

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!" ,,,,, "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A
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A blonde sees an advertisement for Disneyland. Thinking it would be fun to go there, she sets off from the midwest in her car.

After driving for several days she sees a billboard for Disneyland and begins to get excited. After driving a few more miles she sees a sign that says "Disneyland Next Two Exits".

The next sign she comes upon says "Disneyland Left".

Bummed out, she turned around and drove home.
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A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."
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A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"
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One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I''ve been working on this puzzle all day and I can''t put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."
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Blonde opens up a box of cheerios, looks inside and says "oh, donut seeds."
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