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A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.

Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?"

Grandpa replies, "Nope."

Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"

Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."
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safe sex

Reminds me about the oldie:

Young girl goes to the doctor and asks him what's the best pill to protect against getting pregnant?

Old Doc tells her ........ "a common asprin!"

"Asprin ... how is an asprin going to keep me from getting pregnant?"

Old Doc ...... "Hold it between your knees."
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Hey, I used to use that aspirin advice in reverse to teach wide braking wedges.
"Ladies, forget what you mother told you about the best birth control pill being an aspirin held tight between your knees and get your knees apart!"
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I have a headache..
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Did someone mention "Safe Sex"?
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Originally Posted by Wear The Fox Hat
Did someone mention "Safe Sex"?
OMG! Gut laughing here!
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