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Where did we go wrong?

post #1 of 7
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An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles, maybe you can help us in answering this question: Where did the white man go wrong?" asked one official.*"You have observed the white man for over 90 years.** You've seen his wars and his technological advances.** You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, Where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then, calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex.."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled,
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
And that's the rest of the story...
Any more bright ideas?*
post #2 of 7
the most humor is found in the most honestly true observations.
post #3 of 7
true, so true...
post #4 of 7
Aw Crap: Another memo I didn't get. :

When was the meeting ?
post #5 of 7
What about the skiing?
post #6 of 7
they had to be telemarkers, we don't need lifts or groomed runs.
post #7 of 7
Those be norwegian snowshoes you're telemarking on. The indian's snowshoes didn't glide. White man invented tennis to make some use of native american snowshoes.
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