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One morning the husband returns after several hours of**fishing and**decides to take a nap.**Although not familiar with the*lake, the wife*decides to take the boat out.**She motors out a short*distance, anchors*and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat.**He pulls up*alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What*are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking isn't that*obvious?)

"You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.

"Yes, but you have all the equipment.**For all I know you*could start at*any moment.**I'll have to take you in and write you up.

"If you do that, I"ll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment.**For all I*know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL:*Never argue with a woman who reads.*It is likely she can also think.