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A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've been sssstuttering fffor yyyears, and I'm tired of it. Cccan yyyou hehehelp me?"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you to see what the problem is."
So he examines him, and says,"Well I think I know what the problem is."

The guy says, "Wwwell wwwhat is it, doc?"

Doc says, "Well, it's your penis, it's about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal cords."

Guy says, "Wwwhat cccan we ddo?"

Doc says, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one."

Guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn't like it anymore. She liked it with my long one. I don't care if I have to stutter, just put it back on!"

The doc says, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal is a dddeal!"