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It's the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a Duck tail hairdo.


When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites
him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" He
says. "That's cool."


Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby
replies politely that they will probably just go to the Malt shop or to
a drive-in-movie.


Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw?* I
hear all of the kids are doing it."


Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says "Whaaaat?"


"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "we know that Peggy Sue really likes
to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has
revised the plans for the evening.


A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle
skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go.


Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the
front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a
small wink for Bobby.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back
into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:


post #2 of 3
The twist was an early '60s dance, post-poodle skirt and ducktails...joke...needs...tuning.
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Here's a real (as in I have it on good authority it really happened) variation on the dad/date theme. The dad in question is a friend's brother. Former U.S. Army Ranger.

Date shows up. Daughter is not ready. Date tries to make small talk with Dad.

Date: "I understand you used to be a Ranger"

Dad: "yup"

Date: (trying to be humorous) " I hear you guys can kill someone with a spoon"

Dad: "Don't need a spoon" (and then flashes very serious & evil grin)

End of conversation.

Uh, I heard that Dad had the desired effect - county wide
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