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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived.*

Question: Who was the survivor?

*** Scroll down for the answer. ***

Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing as a perfect man.*

* ***Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

***Men Keep scrolling****

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point:

Women never listen.