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Try this one at your own risk.

With the Holidays coming up, I'm sure everyone will be doing a
lot of baking. This is one of my favorite and easiest recipes
to do.

Happy Holidays!!!

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large
bowl,*..check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of
the highest quality! Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar..Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is
still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz
a sheet.**

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. ,,, Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.