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Wisdom From Grandpaw

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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose
egg, depends alot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so
busy earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but
not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like
a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the
past - but never the present.

A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick
to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife
of mine is gonna work."

The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only
when the interest is kept up.

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook,
sew, and make beds, is in good health, and he's
already used to taking orders.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age, and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting
in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me,
I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've
traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you
are? (think about it!)

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
your youth.... Remember Algebra and zits!

You know you are getting old, when everything
either dries up, or leaks.

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to
the top. (I'm not over that hill; I'm still climbing it!)

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is

Old age is when former classmates are so gray,
wrinkled, and bald, they don't recognize you.

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
anything to laugh at when you are old.

Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing.
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Thanks, feallen!

but I know how I got over the hill - it was that chair lift over there - see it? Now I'm just pointing my skis and letting them run. If I want to go somewhere else, I'll set these babies on edge and turn...
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