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A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the
birds and the bees.

I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears, "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the There's no Santa speech. At seven, I got the There's no Easter Bunny speech. When I was eight you hit me with the There's no Tooth Fairy speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for."