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Group Sacrifice / Party

post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
Well considering it is raining in the North Country of New England in the middle of freakin' november I think it may be time for all of us to gather valuable belongings and travel to a predeterimned place somewhere cold, build a rather large bonfire, drink beer, and throw our belongings into the fire in offering to ULLR and to tell him to wake the *&**! up!!!!


HD Televsion Sets, Kayaks, Mountain Bikes, Favorite Lamp/Lampshade, worn in Carhartts, and unopened Bottles of Jagermeister are all acceptable sacrifices.


***I am so close to moving to the San Juans right now :

(ps am I panicking too early here?)
post #2 of 19
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Originally Posted by godwinaustin
(ps am I panicking too early here?)
Yes you are, just like myself and most others here (myself included) in the east.

BTW, if we're still having these discussions come mid to late December, then it will be time to panick.
post #3 of 19
Can we throw in a few western skiers who are already making turns? PLEEEEEASE
Later
GREG
post #4 of 19
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Originally Posted by HeluvaSkier
Can we throw in a few western skiers who are already making turns? PLEEEEEASE
Later
GREG
...and snowboarders. No true sacrifice is with out some snowboarders.
post #5 of 19
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Originally Posted by HeluvaSkier
Can we throw in a few western skiers who are already making turns? PLEEEEEASE
Later
GREG
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

Day 12, yesterday! HEE HEEE

BTW, how come nobody mentioned Virgins!
post #6 of 19
Ullr favors snowdancers in the nude. It's a Nordic thing. Forget sacrifice of material possessions--put some skin in the game!
post #7 of 19
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Originally Posted by Lisamarie
Day 12, yesterday! HEE HEEE
You better watch out or I'll have an old Italian lady put the mal occhio on you.
post #8 of 19
Thread Starter 
I'm all for nude snowdancers - that 'Russian' Girl from Spies Like Us comes to mind - also some snowboarders for good measure -though if they pay for the beer then we wont sacrifice them - they can just pump the kegs

nude snowdancers, a couple sacrifices of virgin maidens should do the trick - if that doesnt work we should move to Pluto - I heard their snow is totally sweet ALL the time.
post #9 of 19
HA!! No worries ! I grew up in an Italian neighborhood. I can have some friends "take care" of the old Italian lady!
post #10 of 19
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Originally Posted by Lisamarie
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

Day 12, yesterday! HEE HEEE
can somebody PLEASE sic a sasquatch on her.
post #11 of 19
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by godwinaustin
can somebody PLEASE sic a sasquatch on her.
scratch that.... is Richard Simmons available?
post #12 of 19
Looking for virgins to sacrifice? Take a trip to Provo Utah and BYU. I pretty sure you won't find any in a ski town
post #13 of 19
Virgins are a valuable comodity (being a college student)... none should ever be sacrificed... and if they were going to be sacarficed just because they were virgins im sure i could take care of a few things to prevent their demise. As far as finding a sasquatch... I know of one... he works at a very notorious ski shop in Niagra Falls, Canada. From time to time he has worked as my muscle in threatening situations.
Later
GREG
post #14 of 19
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Originally Posted by HeluvaSkier
Virgins are a valuable comodity (being a college student)... none should ever be sacrificed.
hmmm - good point - unfortunately since the snowboarders are pumping the keg, and we have no virgins - this only leaves us with nude noridc snowdancers and beer....we can still have the fire but it isnt really a sacrificial fire at this pont as we have nothing to sacrifice really.


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As far as finding a sasquatch... I know of one... he works at a very notorious ski shop in Niagra Falls, Canada. From time to time he has worked as my muscle in threatening situations.
yeah he and LisaMarie should meet up!
post #15 of 19
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Originally Posted by Lisamarie
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!

Day 12, yesterday! HEE HEEE

BTW, how come nobody mentioned Virgins!
Speaking of virgins, you know how when girls finally lose it, they tend to keep diaries and chatter to their friends like:
"oh it's so special <fill-in-blank> and I have done it 17 times now! It's true love":

Who'da guessed I'd finally get to see that side of LM?

Like a virgin, skiing pow for the very first time
Like a vir-ir-ir-ir-gin, with the snow so smooth and fine..."
post #16 of 19
Almost-naked snowdancing wearing only ski boots around a big bonfire. It couldn't hurt..........
post #17 of 19
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Originally Posted by godwinaustin
HD Televsion Sets, Kayaks, Mountain Bikes, Favorite Lamp/Lampshade, worn in Carhartts, and unopened Bottles of Jagermeister are all acceptable sacrifices.
sacrifice the kayak?...totally unacceptable!

powsniffr
post #18 of 19
How about LM's infamous pink one-piece (last seen at Bonni and skier_j's on-snow nuptials) and her purple apres-ski boots? That should be good for a few inches at least! :
post #19 of 19
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Originally Posted by HeluvaSkier
---As far as finding a sasquatch... I know of one... he works at a very notorious ski shop in Niagra Falls, Canada. From time to time he has worked as my muscle in threatening situations.
Later
GREG
Is that where No-neck Vinnie ended up? :

Who knew he could swim with the fishes and actually get across the river!:
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