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post #241 of 259

When asked what the difference between training and competing, didn't Alberto Tomba say something like: "Before I train, I have two girls until four in the morning.  Before I compete, it's four girls, but only until two in the morning."  (If he didn't say it, I don't care, because I still quote him.  Like my mother says, "don't let truth get in the way of a good story.").  

post #242 of 259

It is better...to ski off piste, than to ski piste off.

 

From a 12-year-old male who had just nearly hit someone: "I can ski fine. I just can't stop or turn."

 

Mary Jane slogan (c'mon, you know this already...): No Pain, No Jane.


Edited by jhcooley - 11/13/15 at 9:19am
post #243 of 259
Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way turn.
post #244 of 259
"On Your Left"
post #245 of 259

Lady on the gondola at Snowbasin.."Wow that Draba's is icy.."  :rotflmao:

post #246 of 259

A man who looks like Jean-Claude Killy purportedly said the following 2 weeks ago in a bar in Burlington Vermont. Do not know the name of the bar.

Quote: "A group of very old men who grew up snow skiing in the Northeast is meeting in an inn in northern Vermont to map out the future of American skiing."  

 

post #247 of 259

:irony: 

post #248 of 259

"Turning is for when stuff gets in your way"

 

Shane McConkey

post #249 of 259

"What's the best way to ski powder?"

 

 

 

"First!"

 

 

John Egan.

post #250 of 259
Quote:
Originally Posted by SkiMangoJazz View Post
 

"What's the best way to ski powder?"

 

 

 

"First!"

 

 

John Egan.

And fast!

post #251 of 259
Quote:
Originally Posted by rskornak View Post
 

Bones heal...Chicks dig scars...Glory is forever

And sweat is our cologne...

 

Isn't that a hockey saying?  Either way I like it.

post #252 of 259
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Originally Posted by hespeler View Post
 

And sweat is our cologne...

 

Isn't that a hockey saying?  Either way I like it.

 

I dunno..my wife tells me to get the hockey cologne "out of the damn car before I puke!!!"  It's especially bad during summer hockey..  :dunno

post #253 of 259

40ish-year-old man with beard in chalet at Welch Village in Jan. 2013: "Short skis are for wussies. Fat skis are for people who aren't talented enough to ski skinnies."

post #254 of 259

Setting: a friend took out a teen on a beginner slope at Brighton.  The friend was absolutely flying and the teen popped out of the woods directly in front of him.

 

The Quote from some boarders, yelling down from the chairlift: "Pow, right in the kisser man - Pow right in the kisser".

post #255 of 259
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Originally Posted by Dorm57 View Post
 

Setting: a friend took out a teen on a beginner slope at Brighton.  The friend was absolutely flying and the teen popped out of the woods directly in front of him.

 

Skiing at Brighton is a lot like learning to navigate traffic signals in Italy.  (In Italy, a red light means you are supposed to stop but no one ever does.  Yellow means speed up before the light turns red.  Green means proceed, but with much caution in case someone else is running a red light.)

 

At Brighton, if you are going to ski on the actual trail, you better stay away from the woods because there will be teens popping out all over the place.

post #256 of 259
Never ski faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Sorry dude.
post #257 of 259
Dust on crust
post #258 of 259

"Taste Death, Live Life"

 

 

post #259 of 259

"Dex, we live in a car."

 

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