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Pillsbury Doughboy dies at 71

post #1 of 8
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
post #2 of 8
I thought he died from a yeast infection.
post #3 of 8
He shall rise again.
post #4 of 8
I see his mistress, Patty Cake, was a no show...
post #5 of 8
Man.. you guys are on a roll.
post #6 of 8
Yes, but his boyfriend Bunt Cake was there.
post #7 of 8
What about Tootsie Roll?
post #8 of 8
Originally Posted by T-Square
Yes, but his boyfriend Bunt Cake was there.
I guess he'll be running back to Hot Cross Buns now that the Dough Boy is gone.
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