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Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman,
policeman, salesman, etc...

Johnny was being quiet so the teacher asked him about his father. "My
father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to
the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, sent the other children to
work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that
really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the N.Y. Yankees, but I was too embarrassed to
say so.