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Nun of This, Nun of That

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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I
have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic too!"

"OK" the nun says, "Pull into the next alley"

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make
a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child", said the nun; "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party!"

Trick or Treat!

Happy Halloween!
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